Friday, September 10, 2004

A glossary for job adverts

Self-motivated You won't see your manager for weeks on end
Innovative We have no idea how to achieve this- you'll have to come up with the answer
Familiar with Office 2002 We've just upgraded and no-one here knows how to use it
Family environment Rows, tantrums and sulking
Relaxed environment No-one else will do any work

Office location:
City centre No parking
Rural No sandwich shops
Business park No parking and no sandwich shops

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