Friday, June 24, 2005

The home life of the famous

At home with the Shakespeares
"For God's sake, Will, don't be so dramatic! Why does everything have to be some great tragedy?"

Locked outside the home of illusionist Paul Daniels and his lovely wife Debbie McGee
"Oh Paul, I thought you had the keys!"
"I can't help it if they're inside- I'm not a magician!"
[significant silence]

At a party with mentalist Derren Brown and his girlfriend

"Derren, you should have known I wanted to be home to watch Desperate Housewives"
"Well, I'm not a mindreader!"
[significant silence]

In a car on the way to the Horoscope Writers Ball with Russell Grant and Mystic Meg

"How was I supposed to know you'd leave the directions at home- I'm not psychic!"
"I knew you were going to say that!"

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