MUSIC: 'Samba Pa Ti', Santana
VOICE: This isn't just a raspberry pavlova. This is a pavlova with a meringue base made from free-range eggs, separated, and then beaten ... beaten with birch twigs, until they bleed.
Topped with fresh cream, whipped, ... whipped while chained in a dungeon until it begs for mercy.
And raspberries, plucked by hand and pulped beneath the heel of an 8-inch stiletto.
This isn't just food - this is S & M food.