Monday, November 20, 2006

Radio comedy sketch: Marks and Spencer food advert parody

MUSIC: 'Samba Pa Ti', Santana

VOICE: This isn't just a raspberry pavlova. This is a pavlova with a meringue base made from free-range eggs, separated, and then beaten ... beaten with birch twigs, until they bleed.

Topped with fresh cream, whipped, ... whipped while chained in a dungeon until it begs for mercy.

And raspberries, plucked by hand and pulped beneath the heel of an 8-inch stiletto.

This isn't just food - this is S & M food.

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